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thedrunkenmoogle:

The Goomba (Super Mario Bros. shot)
Ingredients:2 parts Sweet & Sour mix1 part Vodka1 part 99 Peaches1 part UV Red vodka
Directions: Mix the sweet and sour mix, plain vodka, and 99 Peaches in a shaker and pour in a shot glass. Carefully layer the UV Red vodka on top. Serve, and be careful not to squish.
Drink created and photographed by Purias.
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drinksfordrinkers:

Orange Creamsicle Jello Shots
3 large oranges
1 small package orange jello
3/4 cup boiling water
1/4 cup juice from the oranges
3/4 cup oranges whipped creme vodka
Slice the oranges in half. Juice the oranges and reserve the juice. Using a spoon, scoop out all the remaining flesh and pith. In a bowl, mix jello and boiling water until powder is dissolved. Add orange juice and vodka and mix thoroughly. Put the orange halves in muffin tins. Pour the liquid in the halves. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate overnight, or about 4 hours. When jello is very firm, slice each half into 4 sections. Makes about 24 shots.
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bunnyfood:

(via cineraria:YouTube)
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mediamattersforamerica:

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brooklynmutt:

“Aaaaaaaand we’re done here @CNN.” - @Brandon_Borders

Broken news

Coming up next on CNN: New documents suggest that Count Chocula is just a lowly baron. 
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